Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead

Julian Marsh (Hoffman) is an out of work ladies' man who lands a job directing a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet named Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead. After casting his best friend (Kris Lemche) and his ex-girlfriend (Devon Aoki) in the show, Julian finds himself in the middle of a two thousand year old conspiracy. The play was written by a master vampire name Theo Horace (Ventimiglia) and explains the connection between Shakespeare, the Holy Grail and some sexy vampires. Now it's up to Julian to recover the Grail and reverse the vampire's curse...If only being undead wasn't so much God-damned fun!